Who the heck is this jackass, anyway?

I started writing when I was about 19 at the insistence of a friend.  They were just little tirades in a journal that I carried around with me most of the time.  I gave it up when I was 19 and a half… I have ADD and it gives me a short attention sp–oh!  STRING!

Oh…right… so fast forward a few years (15 of them), and a friend of mine says that he’s starting up a web page and needs content.  He then created what, in my opinion, is the worst-named web page in history, “All Zombies Must Die.”  It would have been the BEST name if it had ANYTHING to do with Zombies… AZMD (it’s parked now, don’t hurt yourself looking for it) lasted for about 2 months, but the articles I wrote there picked up some readers.  Apart from my mother, there were 2 other people logging on to read these puppies.  One of them was my girlfriend.  I may or may not have been the other one.  Go fuck yourself… don’t judge me.  I AM INTERNET-FAMOUS!  Anyhoo… at the behest of my girlfriend and my one reader, I decided to relaunch.  Time will only tell if I can update on a relativ…Oh shit!  STRING!